An Interview With Manolo Blahnik Boots

An Interview With Manolo Blahnik Boots

Very few shoe labels make us giddy with childlike glee than Manolo Blahnik. The Spanish luxury shoe brand is the epitome of larger-than-life extravagance. We love Manolos so much, we wish we could chat with them and see what’s on their mind. But that’s preposterous, because shoes can’t talk—or can they?

If Manolo Blahniks had the gift of gab, what would they say? Let’s listen in:

Fur Trim Suede Boots

I’m a bona fide prima donna and I know it. Once everyone takes a gander at my calf-hugging body, smooth suede skin and plush fur lining, their jaws drop—as they should. It should be illegal how fine I am. I was made for walking, so show me off the right way with a short green skirt and a cream-hued top. But enough about me, what do you think about me?

Lace-Up Ankle Boots

Muted sophistication is my name. I know I got it going on, but I don’t have to shout it to the mountaintops to show how fancy I am. My details do all the talking: luxurious leather with a lace-up front and a discrete heel that turns your walk into a graceful stride. I can make you look so good it hurts, so get the most out of me with skinny jeans and a printed off-the-shoulder blouse.

Embroidered Suede Boots

Not to toot my own horn, but I’m the life of the party. I mean, look at me—I’ve got more gemstones than all the Crown Jewels put together. Don’t listen to the other flats that call themselves “sensible.” I’m the sexy party shoe you’ll ever need. Trust me darling, with me on your feet and a little black lace dress, I can get you past any velvet rope.

Listen to the Manolo Blahniks, they won’t steer you wrong.

We all come with satisfaction guaranteed.

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