What Went Down At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2016 Filming
Waking up this morning you’d think Trump just won the election all over again, because it was bedlam: FB news feeds were lit up with sensationalised stories, Twitter basically broke down, and Insta/Snapchat was flooded with snaps and stories. Guess this means Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show happened. AND IT WAS G-DANG COOL, YOU GUYS.
Soz to anyone who wanted to use the internet today for actual work; with the deluge of post VSFS content that’s not going to happen. But don’t bother with the grainy VSFS videos and blurry FROW pics; we were totally there, and we’re more than happy to give you the low down.
These are the thoughts we had as Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place on the runway:
1. Note to self: consult interior designer on constructing own glitter runway in wardrobe.
2. Ooooh, it’s almost time! Wonder who’s going to open. Ohmygodohmygod the lights are going down and…is it? It is! The Weeknd’s singing ’Starboy.’ Elsa Hosk is opening and she looks sah good! Although, kinda thought Kendall Jenner would be…
3. Here comes Bella Hadid. This should be interesting: running into your ex is never fun but on the catwalk? Awks… She totally won the breakup.
4. Yep, yep, more awesome looks, uh-huh. Okay, guess the super-high cut undie look is stilllll happening. Le sigh.
5. Damnnn, Gigi Hadid, back at it again. Your bod is ridonculous.
6. Far out Kendall, make our dreams come true why don’t cha! That crimson get-up is amazinnggggg! Must wear more red, must wear more red.
7. Meanwhile, this Chinese-inspired mini-collection is SICK. Ugh, all of it, we want all. Of. It.
8. Lady Gaga you’re a music icon. Truly one of the greatest musicians of our time. (And your custom Azzedine Aläia costumes are pretty fab, too.) Digging ‘A-Yo,’ ‘John Wayne,’ and “Million Reasons.’
9. Irina Shayk is totally preggers. You’re not fooling anyone, honey. That satin trench coat and spangly red cover-up is a dead give-away. Props to Victoria’s Secret, though, for embracing this. We’re pretty sure it’s the first time a pregnant model’s walked the VSFS runway.
10. Ah, the new batch of ‘It’ models is here: Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, Romee Strijd. But who’s this new PINK chick, Sanne Vloet? Homegurl’s all over our feed already.
11. Um, hang on a minute. We thought Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio retired their VS Angel wings? What are they doing here? Eh, who cares! They look incredible!
12. Jasmine Tooks, awww, you look lovely in the $3 million Fantasy bra by Eddie Borgo. You are werkin’ those 9,000 precious stones!
13. Ohh, it’s ending, sad. Yay, glitter confetti! Omg that was AWESOME.
14. That’s it; the diet starts tomorrow. Can’t wait to get room service back at the hotel.
